I think I have a ritual for drying my body too, after a shower. What makes me mad is that my girlfriend is criticizing my shaving ritual when she herself has her own ritual with her loofah, or washcloth, or sponge (whatever she's in the mood for that day.) Start with the left arm, front, back, right arm, downwards, etc.
Why am I the one being criticized for being boring?
I need evidence, man, I need evidence...
"O' the good Lord some giftie gie us,
To see oursel'es, as others see us..."
~ Robert Burns