Two young women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,
fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
“Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me,” she told him.
“Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,” the man replied. He was in obvious agony,
lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and
laid them to the side, loosened his trousers and put her hands inside his underpants.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments inside his underpants and asked,
“How does that feel?”
“He replied: It feels really really great, but I still think my thumb is broken”...