The irony here is delicious. No, it's not at all that I'm the only person who "understands" these words in the last 3000 years, or even the fact that my understanding of them led to my ability to reverse engineer the pyramid and see the actual evidence relevant to how they were built.
Thanks for that. I needed a laugh.
In fact, I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
Then you popped the cherry on the cake by concluding:
I would "translate" it for you but you couldn't see it even after I did. It would still look like stinky footed nonsense to everyone.