"Khufu built the grand gallery. But he was not satisfied. So he built another one."
"It's all trial and error. The pyramid builders were learning. After all, they were not very advanced with their copper tools."
"Because we never found the body of Khufu, he must be lying in this unknown chamber. This is proof that the Great Pyramid is a tomb."
I'm not joking folks. Get used to it. This is what we are going to hear for the next 20 years or so.