"A wee warmer frae Glesga talkin’ it ay his earse"

What on earth is that?? Is that how I talk, because of where I come from? Patronising at best, and borderline racist at worst. You must be that ugly face of Brexit Britain the Guardian columnists keeps telling me about...

Anyway, I will read the book thoroughly and shortly take the stand.

I assume you've read it by now? If not, back in your kennel and don't come out till you have. Then you can resume your endless monotone barking on this subject - if you don't learn anything on the way.