I’m the Carbon footprint baby, I got speed.
I’ve got everything I need
I’m the Carbon footprint I can fly
I spread my breath all over the sky
I’m the Carbon footprint baby, I’m eating green’s
I’m a photosynthesis dream.
I wake up every morning with my finger up my arse
Cos the methane I'm producing is melting the Ice caps there on Mars.
I’m the Carbon Footprint I’m intelligent and there’s more
I I I I I love Al Gore.
He comes up on my TV and tells us he’ll be filling up his moat
I don’t have a problem cos it’s just what floats me boat.
I'm the Carbon Footprint baby I'm not insane
I've got a carbonless green brain
I go to Copenhagen and sit upon my tush
I sign all the petitions to make the planet flush
I'm the Carbon Footprint baby and here's a twist
I take one off the wrist
I can't get Monkton on my TV it really is a bummer
But at least I'll be outside in the promised permanent summer.
I’m the Carbon footprint baby I still breathe out.
My breathe is all about.
I watch the old currant bun with a continued sense of awe
Happy in the knowledge I’m still a friend of Albert Gore
I’m the Carbon footprint baby and I’m not Green
I’ve got a healthy pinkish sheen
I never visit the seaside I never get feet wet.
Getting it all to come to me we’re told’s a safer bet.
I’m the Carbon footprint and I breathe out co2
I’ve got sooooooot up my flu
I don’t watch David Bellamy and I took me greenhouse down.
The net result of that of course is that polar bears still drown
I’m the Carbon footprint baby and Michael Mann is cool.
He’s nobody’s fool.
I’m taxed up to my rectum it really is just fine.
I’m happy when he and Anglia just “Hide the decline”.
I’m the Carbon footprint I know me place.
It’s in someone’s face.
I’m the Carbon footprint baby and I’m brave
I’m not your slave
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