He put up a sign outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s Clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back$1000.”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know beans about medicine,
thought this would be great opportunity to get $1000. So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
This is what transpired:
Dr Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: Aaagh!!—“This is Gasoline”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500”.
Dr Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money
Dr Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr Young: “Oh, no you don’t, -- that is Gasoline!”
Dr Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak--- I can hardly see anything!!!!
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so….”Here’s your $1000 back.” (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr.Young: “But this is only $10.”
Dr.Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
Moral of the story
Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “Old Geezer” !!!