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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful

and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal

and charm and who hangs over Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His mates at the club are all aghast.

At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, ‘Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?’

Bob replies, ‘Girlfriend? She’s my wife!’

They are knocked over, but continue to ask.’ So, how’d you persuade her to marry you?’

‘I lied about my age,’ Bob replies.

‘What, did you tell her you were only 50?’

Bob smiles and says, ‘No, I told her I was 95.’

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NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut on board.

After months of training, they placed all three in the shuttle and prepared for launch.

Mission Control Center announced, “This is Mission Control to Monkey One. Do your stuff.”

The first monkey began frantically typing and the shuttle took off.

Two hours later, NASA’s mission control center announced, “This is Mission Control to Monkey Two. Do your stuff.”

The second monkey started typing like mad and the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.

Another two hours later Mission Control Centre announced, “This is Mission Control to Astronaut… ”

At this, the astronaut shouted “I know, I know — feed the monkeys and don’t touch anything.”

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