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Ed Pender lived all his life in the Florida Keys, and is on his deathbed he knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons are with him.

He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be placed to record his last wishes; when all is ready he begins to speak:

"My son, Andy, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses."

"My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier."

"My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center."

"Sarah, my dear wife, please take all of the residential buildings on the bayside of Blackwater Sound."


The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize Ed’s extensive holdings. As he slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property."

The wife replies, "He had a paper route…"



Dr. Troglodyte


“Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?“ - Decimus Junius Juvenalis


“Numero, Pondere et Mensura“


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