female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret
was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning.
She did this religiously and lived to the age of 103. She left
behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great-grandchildren, five
great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot hole where the crematorium
used to be.