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My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre.
Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the
cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted
between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't
want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again.

Because i didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, i explained to him
that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later
he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away.

"Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and i had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to
get her to come out! She tried to take off so i grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't
scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the
backyard....she had better not shit in the vegetable garden again."

The silence in the taxi was deafening.....

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