They asked Schumacher to meet them at 9.00 A.M. Sunday morning. Schumacher replied that he would love to meet them,
but he may be 10 minutes late.
On Sunday morning Schumacher was there at exactly 9:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.
Next Sunday rolls around, and Schumacher says that he will be there, but he may be 10 minutes late again.
He shows up right on time, golfs left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next weeks, with Schumacher
always saying that he may be 10 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed.
His co-workers are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was. They said, ”Hey Schumi, every Sunday
you say you may be 10 minutes late. You never be late. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed,
and always win. What is up with that?”
Schumacher replies, ”Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Sunday when I wake up, I look over at my wife.
If she is sleeping on her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed.”
”Well,” one of his friend asked, ”What happens if she is laying on her back?” Schumacher answers,
”Then I am 10 minutes late.”