I was standing at the bar in Terminal 3 in Toronto International Airport when this
small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, I don't. And furthermore, why the hell would you ask me that?
Is it because I'm Chinese?"
“No", I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little s_ _t!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 15-Dec-17 03:34 by molder.