A policeman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.
...The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the policeman
kept feeling something pulling at his pubic hairs. Worried that it might have been a
second surgery and the doctors hadn't told him about it, he finally got enough
energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was
making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of
adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily, if at all.
Written on the tape in black letters was the sentence:
"Get well soon - from the nurse in the Honda you booked for speeding last week."