A traveling salesman from
Arkansas was meeting a client in
Oklahoma, when he noticed that all of
the ladies around him were crying loudly.
"What happened, why are all the ladies in this town crying?" he asked his client.
"Homer died," replied his client.
"He must have been a very nice man," stated the traveling salesman.
"Not really," said the client. "He actually was a bit of an ass. He happened to have an enormous penis, though, and the ladies are all heartbroken that he died."
Stunned, the traveling salesman said, "It can't be that huge."
So the two went over to the morgue,
where the coroner pulled the body out of the
refrigeration unit, and pulled up the gown revealing the monstrous penis.
The traveling salesman was shocked at the length and girth of the dead man's tool.
Later that night, he snuck back
into the morgue, pulled out the body,
cut of the huge organ, and put it into a cooler.
The next day, when he arrived at home, he told his wife, "You won't believe this!"
Reaching into the cooler,
he pulled out the giant penis, and
his wife instantly began sobbing uncontrollably.
"What's wrong, honey?" the salesman asked his wife.
Through her agony, she replied "Homer died!!!"
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 15-Aug-17 19:07 by Brian Patterson.