John just graduated from clinical psychology and opens his first office.
After some successful advertising, he is astounded to have nearly 300 people
wanting to be in group therapy. John decides to rent a big hall and invite the entire group.
To break the ice, and to get the therapy started, John decides to ask a show of hands
how often the attendees had s*x. He first asks for a show of hands of all the people who
had s*x almost every night. A modest number of hands were raised.
He then asks, how many had s*x once a week? This time a larger number of hands
were raised. John then asks how many had s*x once or twice a month?
Again a few hands were raised.
After John polled his group several more times he noticed one guy sitting off to the side
with this huge beaming grin on his face. John noticed that the guy never raised his hand,
so he asked him how often he had s*x.
The guy said, “Once a year!”
Shocked, John responds, “Why are you so happy getting s*x only once a year?”
The grinning guy responds, “Because tonight’s the night!”