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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi are having lunch together.
A question is raised as to how each decides what portion of the collections they keep
as their salary and what portion goes to God and their respective houses of worship.
The Priest says: "I draw a line on the floor and stand in the middle of it. I throw all the
money up in the air. whatever falls on the right side of the line I give to God and
whatever falls on the left side I keep for myself."
The Minister then says: " I draw a big circle on the floor and stand in the middle.
I throw all the money up in the air. whatever falls on the outside of the circle I give
to God. whatever falls on the inside I keep for myself."
The Rabbi then chimes in. He says: The only fair way is to let God decide.
" I throw all the money up in the air. Whatever God wants, he takes"
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Three little ducks go into a Bar...... 'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.
'Huey,' was the reply.
'How's your day been, Huey?'
'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' said Huey.
'Oh. That's nice,' said the bartender.
He turned to the second duck, 'Hi, and what's your name?' 'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.
'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked. 'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too.
Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?'
The bartender turned to the third duck and said,
'So, you must be Louie?'
'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes. 'My name is Puddles.'
A question is raised as to how each decides what portion of the collections they keep
as their salary and what portion goes to God and their respective houses of worship.
The Priest says: "I draw a line on the floor and stand in the middle of it. I throw all the
money up in the air. whatever falls on the right side of the line I give to God and
whatever falls on the left side I keep for myself."
The Minister then says: " I draw a big circle on the floor and stand in the middle.
I throw all the money up in the air. whatever falls on the outside of the circle I give
to God. whatever falls on the inside I keep for myself."
The Rabbi then chimes in. He says: The only fair way is to let God decide.
" I throw all the money up in the air. Whatever God wants, he takes"
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Three little ducks go into a Bar...... 'Say, what's your name?' the bartender asked the first duck.
'Huey,' was the reply.
'How's your day been, Huey?'
'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?' said Huey.
'Oh. That's nice,' said the bartender.
He turned to the second duck, 'Hi, and what's your name?' 'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number two.
'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked. 'Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too.
Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?'
The bartender turned to the third duck and said,
'So, you must be Louie?'
'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes. 'My name is Puddles.'
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