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A lady walked down the steps at The
Super Bowl to her seat on the fifty yard line.

A man walked up beside her and
asked her if the seat next to her was taken.

"No", she said. "This seat is empty."

Surprised, the man said "This
is crazy. This is the Super Bowl.
Who in their right mind would buy a
ticket for The Super Bowl, and not use it?"

Politely, the lady tells the
man that the seat belonged to her
husband, who had passed away. "This is the
first time in 30 years my husband and I didn't
attend the Super Bowl together."

The man replied, "I am so sorry.
But couldn't you find a friend, or
neighbor to attend the Super Bowl with you?"

The woman replied, "I invited
several of them, but they all decided
it would be better to attend his funeral."

All the best,

Brian #3

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