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Snotty Receptionist
 
Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. 
Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under 
the knife or had those pellets implanted.
 
The waiting room was filled with patients.
 
As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that she was a large
unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
 
I gave her my name, and in a very loud voice, she said,
“YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE. 
YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?
 
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at me,
a now very embarrassed man. But as usual, I recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,
 
“NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A S*X CHANGE OPERATION,
BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.”
 
The room erupted in applause!
 
DON’T MESS WITH US OLD RETIRED GUYS
 

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