hospital for surgery
for a sexually threatening disease.
He is wearing an
oxygen mask when an attractive
young female nurse enters the room
so she could give him his daily sponge bath.
The patient mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"
"I don't know," replied the
nurse. "I'm just here to clean you up."
The patient repeated,
"Are my testicles black?"
The nurse replied, somewhat
embarrassed, "Everything should be ok, sir."
The man kept asking, over
and over, "Are my testicles black?"
The nurse was worried,
so she raised his gown, and
moved her hand along his penis and
testicles, when the man ejaculated on her hand.
The man pulls off his
oxygen mask, and says, smiling,
"Thank you ma'am, but what I was
asking is, are my test results back?"
All the best,