Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations
B.O.H. Team, reveal that: North American, Australian, New Zealanders
and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have
s*x two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more),
whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have s*x
only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to both me and most of my buddies at the golf club,
as none of us had any idea that we were Japanese.