Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof? A: Tell her drinks are on the house.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: To keep their ankles warm.
Q: How can you get a blonde to laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
Q:Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman? A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.
Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q: Why does a blonde wear green lipstick? A: Because red means Stop.
A blonde walked into the dentist office and sat down in the chair. The dentist said "Open Wide" "I can't" The blonde said. "This chair has arms"
A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the ninth grade; which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.
A blonde walks into a bar that has a sign marked: "For Men Only". "I'm sorry, ma'am," says the bartender. "We only serve men in this place." "That's OK, " says the blonde. "I'll take two."
A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some dinner, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt. ''Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?''
A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem. The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?" The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"