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Sex on a Sunday.

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quick bout of love making with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the street activities.

He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:...
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
An ambulance just drove by!'
Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
Matt's riding a new bike!'
Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
Jason's on his skate board!
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are having a shag.
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out.........How do you know that?'........His son replied,
'Jimmy Cooper's standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'!!!

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