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Hi Eddie

This not a joke I got home today and found a letter in my mail box telling me I had to fill out a census on the 9th August. Normally a census is annonomous but this letter gave me a login code so I could fill it out online.

This is not a joke I tried to ring them an hour ago to order a hard copy however the message was 'overload' I have thrown the letter in the bin.

So for me today there has been 2 jokes. Here is the other one.

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are thegrounds for your divorce?”

She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a streamrunning by.”

“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

“It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,” she responded.

“I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?”

“I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do my husband’s parents.”

“Do you have a real grudge?”

“No,” she replied, “We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.”

“Please,” he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

“Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music, but the answer to your questions is yes.”

“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”

“Yes,” she responded, “about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do.”

Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?”

“Oh, I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce. My husband does. He says he can’t communicate with me

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