As it is coming up to Easter a religious message is in order.



A Canadian an Aussie an American and a Pommie (Englishman) are stumbling through the bush, totally drunk, when they come upon a preacher baptising people in the river.



The American and the Englishmen proceed into the water, subsequently bumping into the preacher.



The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunks, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"



The drunks shout, "Yes, We are."



So the preacher grabs them and dunks them in the water.



He pulls them back and asks, "Brothers, have you found Jesus?"



The drunks reply, "No, We haven't found Jesus!"



The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks them again but for a little longer.



He again pulls them out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, brothers?"



The drunks answer, "No, we haven't found Jesus!"



By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunks again -- but this time holds them down for about 30 seconds,

and when they begin kicking their arms and legs about, he pulls them up.



The preacher again asks the drunks, "For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"





(get ready for this)





The drunks stagger upright, wipe their eyes, cough up a bit of water, catch their breath, and say to the preacher,



"Are you sure this is where he fell in?”