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Re: Joke Of The Day!
Author: Brian Patterson ()
Date: March 21, 2016 03:32PM
I may have told this one before, but.


A man goes to his doctor, and says, "Doc, I am having trouble with my sex life."
The doctor tells him "Try walking five miles a day, and call me in a week."

At the end of the week, the man calls the doctor.

"Has your sex life improved", asks the doctor.

"How should I know", says the man. "I am thirty five miles from home."


Henny Youngman

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