I was in the restaurant yesterday
when I suddenly realized I desperately needed
to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was using my headphones.


Thanks for the inspiration, Molder.

All the best,

Brian #3