I sit in a river - sometimes stand up to my navel against the fast-flowing current...and lean into it. No matter the wind gusts...my hat is shaped so I tilt my head and it never blows off...I can't hold it while a beer is in one hand and a cigarette in the other....cold water therapy for a bad back...kinda strengthens the muscles too when your feet are stuck to the bed and the body relaxes this away and that to stay and not fall over...get washed downstream lol.
The ducks pretend I am one of them, although I am a strange looking duck lol.
Consider tangents, hey...I don't think so...I just go with the flow...ad-lib...the script may have a title but every character is free to do as they please. Ah, I waffle...