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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman get invited to a Xmas party and are told that they must bring presents that relate in some way to Xmas.

The Englishman arrives at the party and gives the host a Xmas pudding.

The Scotsman arrives and gives the host a Xmas stocking.

The Irishman arrives and gives the host a pair of knickers.

The host complains, "You've brought a pair of knickers. What does that have to do with Xmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carol's."

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want a laugh....... 229 Geoff 23-Dec-01 18:43
oops! er... forgot to paste the "L" on the end of the "HTM.." bit- :) n/t 149 Geoff 23-Dec-01 18:48
now... the complete version 135 ananda 23-Dec-01 19:39
Re: want a laugh....... 87 Michelle 23-Dec-01 20:38
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