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Here's something to make you smile.. : )

"Christmas just wouldn't be Christmas without this particular fruit cake recipe. If you haven't made one already, it could be just in time if you start early.

Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
Walnuts
1 litre brandy

Directions:
Sample the brandy to check for quality and integrity. Take a large bowl. Check the brandy again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.

Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure the brandy is still okay. Cry another tup. Bour one cup in through bowl. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Or fork. Or thingers or what ever. Sample the brandy to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?

Check the brandy. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. And spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the brandy again.

Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?"

Best wishes for Christmas and the new year!
Love
Michelle

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The BEST Christmas Cake recipe ever!! 214 Michelle 23-Dec-01 16:15
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Re: The BEST Christmas Cake recipe ever!! 65 Michelle 23-Dec-01 20:32
Re: The BEST Christmas Cake recipe ever!! 60 ananda 23-Dec-01 20:37
Re: The BEST Christmas Cake recipe ever!! 104 Michelle 23-Dec-01 20:48
Re: The BEST Christmas Cake recipe ever!! 66 Kees 23-Dec-01 20:19
Re: The BEST Christmas Cake recipe ever!! 57 Michelle 23-Dec-01 20:28
Re: The BEST Christmas Cake recipe ever!! 73 Kees 23-Dec-01 21:00


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