“Hi,” he says. “I’m a middle-aged man with an embarrassing problem. I get irrationally angry at a Swedish girl who wants to save the planet.”
“Luckily, there’s now a number I can call,” he adds.
A voiceover then continues: “If you’re a grown adult who needs to yell at a child for some reason, the Greta Thunberg Helpline is here to tolerate you.”
The video then cuts to a series people criticising Thunberg.
I'm sure no one on GHMB needs the helpline--or am I?