No I'm not twisting into a pretzel. Why would I twist since I just provided the facts. If anyone is twisting its you since you know your caught again in lies.
These aren't true and yes they do speak volumes about your total lack of credibility
1)"Canceled a diplomatic mission to Alderaan Denmark and is pissed because their woman PM laughed in his face over his insane idea to buy Greenland. Because he can't stand that coming from a woman, he per usual called her "nasty"."
2) "Called himself the Second Coming of Christ and King of Israel. Seriously? "