> Anyone ever notice Trump’s Mexican invasion
> Twitter tirades? They always come when he’s
> reacting to or anticipating really bad news, or
> leading up to an election.
> It’s a trigger. And Trumper programming is so
> basic. He mentions Mexican invaders, cartels,
> gangs and drugs and Trumpers snap to attention
> immediately! They forget everything happening
> around them, and they are malleable for days,
> weeks...who knows?
> So I was thinking about the one happening right
> now. Trump just escalated a trade war with Mexico
> for no apparent reason. Americans are going to pay
> for it, and it’s probably going to derail
> TrumpNAFTA. Economically it is one of the
> stupidest in a long line of stupid things Trump
> has decided to do in the last two years. So, why?
> Mueller’s press conference was devastating for
> Trump for a lot of reasons. Most importantly, many
> of his biggest lies were debunked on television.
> That works far better than a 400+ page report in
> Fox News’ bookless wasteland, formerly known as
> the Heartland.
> But! What if this is a preemptive Mexican invasion
> trigger? What if something really really bad is
> coming, and he needs his rubes attention diverted
> temporarily? I know that sounds a little Trumpery
> and conspiratorial, but we’re in the “played a
> billionaire on tv era”, so might as well enjoy
> Remember when Jesus Trump descended from Heaven on
> the gaudy, Golden Escalator to preach the gospel
> of Mexican murderers and rapists? How far we’ve
Trump solved the border crisis!
I am pleased to inform you that The United States of America has reached a signed agreement with Mexico. The Tariffs scheduled to be implemented by the U.S. on Monday, against Mexico, are hereby indefinitely suspended. Mexico, in turn, has agreed to take strong measures to stem the tide of Migration through Mexico, and to our Southern Border. This is being done to greatly reduce, or eliminate, Illegal Immigration coming from Mexico and into the United States. Details of the agreement will be released shortly by the State Department. Thank you!
So, the question now is this, next time Trump uses the Mexican invasion as a Trumper Trigger, it doesn’t work, correct? Because he said it’s solved. See above.