John Mulaney on Late Night with Seth Myers, Nov 2015
SETH MYERS: “Obviously, you’re following the presidential campaigns. You had a great bit about Trump way before — years before he was pretending to run for president.”
JOHN MULANEY: “Yes. He was still an odd person then… to me, Donald Trump is not a rich man. Donald Trump is like what a hobo imagines a rich man to be.
Like Trump was walking around under an underpass, and he heard some guy like ‘Ohh, as soon as my number comes in, I’m gonna put up tall buildings with my name on ’em! I’ll have fine golden hair, and a tv show where I fire Gene Simmons with my children.’ And Trump was like ‘That is how I will live my life.'”