You just don't like what the great pyramid builders actually said. Egyptologists are the exact same way so it's hard to tell your beliefs from theirs.
But they did say not only the pyramid was the king but that osiris (atum) was a geyser and they said it over and over in the finest detail that even includes his effervescence and the CO2 that causes it. People don't seeit because they never read the PT expecting it to make any sense. I didn't either really but I knew it made perfect sense in terms of their premises and was surprised to find their premises reflected not magic and superstition but metaphysics and science.
1944a. + 2 (Nt. 777). The time of inundation comes, the wȝg-festival comes, to the uplands, it comes as Osiris.
Clearly the inundation named osiris comes to high land Giza where the w3g-festival was held.
Just read it and stop with the infernal interpretations.
1553b. They tremble who see the inundation (when) it tosses;
This was a violent inundation and this appears throughout the PT. They referred to "high Nile" but every single reference to the "inundation" is a reference to the one that tosses at Giza.
507c. effervescent, proceeding from leg and tail of the Great (One) who is in splendour.
508a. N. is come to his watercourses, which are in the land of the flood, in Mḥ.t-wr.t,
508b. to the places of satisfaction, with green fields, which are in the horizon,
509a. that N. may make green the herbs in both lands of the horizon,
509b. (and) that N. may bring the green to the great eye which is in the midst of the field.
It is EFFERVESCENT and it is on the horizon. It is at Khufu's Horizon that the inundation tosses EXACTLY as the PT say over and over and over. The inundation comes from "the great eye (of horus) in the midst of the field" and not rushing down from upstream.
Egyptologists do the pyramid builders a grave disservice by discounting every single one of their words. They are so certain that the people were superstitious and backward that they never even bothered to read their own translations which CLEARLY say the gods built the pyramids which were the kings themselves as well as the mechanism by which they were remembered forever.
Now you can snip their words once again because believers don't need to read. They can just feel the meaning in the words as they ignore what was actually said.